I Am Sporticus

Not too long ago, Barack Obama reportedly practiced with the University of North Carolina men’s basketball team during his trip to Chapel Hill. Surprisingly, Barack isn’t a bad baller. He can slice, dice, juke, jump and dribble with the rest of the players. I for one would like a president that can get respect on the court as well as in office. No look passes, blocked shots, a reverse layup . . . . Barack O’Balla has it all.

I guess the only question in my mind is if Hilary has any athletic abilities at all. Just one sport, that’s all I ask for in the next president. Hopefully a healthy president will send a message to the obese adults and children of America and we will no longer be one of the fattest countries in the world. That would be the day . . .