I Am Sporticus

In Japan earlier this week, singer/pop star Mariah Carey was asked to throw out the first pitch. Her efforts were more in line with bowling than anything else. Please, please let my daughter be able to throw a ball better than this:

If she weren’t absolutely gorgeous, I would heckle her instead of gawk if I were to see her in public. But a little more effort would have been nice in this case. The Japanese baseball team paid good money for her to throw out that pitch, and to even get her there.